Chuck Norris

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Who am I?

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.